“You’ve Just Been Sheen-ified On The Mass” – February 10th, 2013 7:38pm

There are a few reasons why I decided to post this… these.  A few reasons why I posted THESE videos.

1) no views.  There is something abjectly satisfying about being the first person on YouTube to watch a particular video.  I’m made to feel like Neil Armstrong.  Minus the moon.  And the Hollywood stage set (OH SNAP, HE JUST WENT THERE!)

2)  onearmsteve4192.  Who is this man?  I’m assuming it’s a dude.  I mean, d’ya know of any chicks named “steve”?  Although, it would be trés cool if Ms. Nicks was the culprit… “thunder only happens when it’s raining”????  Not in Moses’ books.

3) Sheen.  The Venerable Fulton J.  Every so often, I have to put on one of his rebroadcasts on my PVR of “Life Is Worth Living” just to hear Joe Campanella’s sign off.  (Damn you, Bell ExpressVu for lopping off EWTN!)

4) And the most important reason of all… THE HOLY SACRIFICE OF THE MASS.  Y’know.  It’s a Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi kinda thing.

Watch these, please.

Please, watch these.

And God love you.