Damn you, Matthew Haas.

I had lots of work to take care of.  Lots.  And now look what you’ve gone done.

Because of you, and your stupid little, knee-slappin’-it’s-so-good video about Morgan Freeman, I will spend the better part of this weekend sitting in front of my computer, eating corn chips, not showering, and watching zefrank videos on YouTube.

Heck, I may end up watching THIS video ALONE for the next two and a quarter hours straight, due to its brilliance and utter hilarity.

Thanks, Matthew.  Thanks for nothing.